How much do you really know about the perfect handjob? Have you been playing with it wrong all along or do you just need a few tips to better your skills? Well, sometimes a little intel from the other side may just help you on your way.
What we enjoy the most about our customer base is their willingness to share their experiences with us. Sometimes thought provoking, always helpful but for this weeks instalment, packed with valuable tips, tricks and a truck load of humour!
Read on as Steve tells us how to go for gold like only a man can! Prepare yourself for the good stuff, and please don’t forget your safety goggles!
Getting to know his penis
The penis is not just a lump of meat and much like your vagina it too has a few tricks up its sleeve.
Are you after a quick get out jail card or looking to make your man suffer for a while before spreading his unborn children all over the place? There are a few tricks you can learn from this.
Firstly a penis is much like a joystick and can allow for simple usage. But rather than just yanking it up and down like a crazy person, slow things down and explore your mans member and see how it works.
A penis is stimulated by pressure and an up and downward motion. Friction and pressure are your friends when it comes to making a man burst with pleasure.
But this again needs to be mastered and simply grabbing and squeezing and jerking it is only the beginning…
Where do you start?
Start low as the skin around the penis can only go back so far and can become very painful when pulled back too far. Starting low and bringing the skin up to the tip and then beginning an up and down motion will immediately be welcomed.
Squeezing gently at first and slowly adding pressure as you go will show great results. Imagine a tube of toothpaste. Shaking it up and down will never release the paste out of the tube. But a gentle squeeze will help - the same thing applies to a man.
Making sure his skin is pliable and the pressure is perfect makes for the perfect hand job.
The Dinosaurus...
Now when it comes to teasing and playing evil.... Well that’s a whole new ball game.
The head of a penis is almost the equivalent to your clitorous (is this almost like a dinosaurus Steve?), it is not as sensitive but as you play it can become extremely sensitive for a man. The closer he gets to ejaculation the more sensitive the head gets.
Teasing the head as you go increases sensitivity more and more. Using lube or massage oil to make your hand glide easier and release pressure so your hand glides gently over the lip of the head.
The Finale
This is the most sensitive part. A combination between slow and gentle and fast with a soft touch will make your man quiver and shake and pulsate but not cum.
Well some men might.... This head play combined with pressured stroking will lead to an intense orgasm for him. Just be careful though, the longer you can make him hold out the more intense the ejaculation will be. Lets just say safety goggles may be required...or a Tenga Egg or three!
Getting Oral
These techniques can also be used orally. Sucking the head gently and running your lips over the crest of the head as you go will drive him up the wall. This also works well - denying him full penetration to the vagina by just slipping the head in and out is deadly for an over stimulated penis.
The Magic V...
Once you have this all figured out, the next step is to try is using 2 fingers spread apart in a V and pressing down at the base of the shaft (TOP) with a little inward pressure. This will stiffen the erection and make the shaft harder for you to masturbate easier. It will also enhance the pleasure for him as you squeeze and move up and down the shaft. But always remember to start low keeping the skin loose.
Gimme 5!
So now - your man is nagging for a handy or a blowie or even a good shag but mamma don’t have to time or just aint in the mood. Using these techniques and done correctly you can knock one out in just a few minutes. Lube him up, grab it right and up the speeds and pressure and bam! He's off your back (very thoughtful Steve).
Master this technique and you’re done in under 5 minutes.
Keep going...
Now for the ultimate evil. As he's about to cum, don’t stop. This could get messy but grab the shaft with one hand and the head with the other hand and continue stroking the head as he cums, keep on going and enjoy the results. He will beg you to stop. The head is hyper sensitive and stays like that for a period afterwards. Once he settles go again if you're really feeling evil. You will have the man weak in the knees....
Enjoy!
Steve