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    DIARY OF AN ADULT TOY STORE OWNER | WHERE IT ALL BEGAN: THE TITTIES & TOTTIES SPECIAL

    With much anticipation I called my mother one night with the big idea. She had just retired and was over the moon at the thought of dispatching the many orders we were going to get from her garage.

    "Carmies", she said, "How nice would it be if I crocheted complimentary nipple and willy warmers and put them in each box that was sent out?!" 

     

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  • GUEST BLOG | A BEGINNERS GUIDE TO VISITING YOUR FIRST SWINGERS CLUB

    The PsycHOTic Wife is a writer exploring the swinging lifestyle and consensual non-monogamy.

    Swinging is an ever-popular topic and one well worth researching, preparing for and getting excited about.

    Her extensive guide is gold for anyone ready to engage. Enjoy!

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  • DIARY OF AN ADULT TOY STORE OWNER | THE STRAIGHT MAN VS THE PROSTATE

    “I'm so sorry I'm making you uncomfortable” he keeps saying. My response is easy, “Let's get one thing straight. Me? I don't get uncomfortable”. 

    I find lots of things fun and interesting but I must say, nothing is as exciting to me as a straight man on the hunt for a prostate stimulator! 

    More often than not you can sense the nervous energy straight out of the starting gates... 

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  • MS. HYDE'S TOY REVIEW | THE URANUS AKA THE 'BOY BUNNY'

    At The Sex Expo, I had the pleasure of demonstrating the Eros Uranus Remote Controlled Prostate Stimulator, affectionately dubbed the “boy bunny” due to its two vibrating probes reminiscent of the rabbit vibrator.

    The remote-control feature took the experience to a new level of fun, especially since I could control the intensity while my bottom had to endure my evil little heart...

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  • DIARY OF AN ADULT TOY STORE OWNER | THE DAYS OF THE MASK & THE SERIAL LICKER

    Long gone are days where sex toy stores are located around the corner in some back alley adorned with double security gates and blacked out windows. The Play With Me set up is a smart, high end boutique style shopping experience in a well-known vanilla friendly complex. Dignified and friendly and one that generally attracts the same kind of clientele. However, on occasion some chancers are bound to slip through the cracks...  

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  • MISS CARMEN | PART 2 - ADVENTURES IN A COCK CAGE AS TOLD BY BIG JOHN

    From a mental and emotional point of view, this is absolutely brilliant. 

    I’ve never given as much attention to Willie John as I have the last week.  The sexual energy is terrific, a level of erotic tension I’ve not had in many, many years. 

    I’ve never felt more alive, and more like a man, since Miss Carmen took control of my cock.  And I’m loving every second of it. 

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  • DIARY OF AN ADULT TOY STORE OWNER | THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH & MR. X

    Mr. X was a mess. His eyes got bigger and bigger as he was confessing all of this to a perfect stranger. But, he couldn't stop and I didn't stop him. At the end of the impromptu therapy session Mr. X asked me if we could hug it out. And we did.  

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  • LOLA'S LESSONS | ALWAYS A FUN TIME! MY TAKE ON THE SEASON SO FAR...

    Raw, real & relevant - this is my thing! As my clients will know, if they've ever interacted with me in my space, it's all of the above. Honest, real and OK. We don't know what we don't know and that's OK. You have your kinks and that's OK. Also, if you're a straight man looking for a prostate massager, that's OK too.

    Sex positivity is trending and Lola is hot on the buttons as her Lola's Lessons series of shows trends internationally reaching #1 for the second week in a row as of today! 

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